Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Lone Star Badassitude

Well, just damn.


6 comments:

  1. That's quick thinking, Texas style!

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  2. That one's pegging my bullshit detector.

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  3. Only one year??? He should've been badass of the DECADE.

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  4. The 4 foot (calm down W.E.) bad boy (Crotalus viridus oreganus),was a potential rescue, as opposed to a murder. I tried to relocate the snake to a safe location away from my home. A slash, with venom. I got out of the hospital a day later. Bizarre poison! I care about animals. From my extensive experience with many animals, from Guinea pigs to horses and cattle, to reptiles of many, and other wild caught species.....I've forgotten my point.
    Moral of the story is that the snake didn't kill me

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  5. So Sarthurk, you would relate to this?
    Snakebite

    The serpent has mingled with my blood

    As she devours me,

    I become her lover

    Half lidded eyes

    closed with numbness

    My body tingles

    from her touch

    She has me paralyzed

    She has left me speechless

    Her poison

    runs through my veins

    I can feel her all over my body

    She has become I

    And I she

    I can feel myself

    becoming dead

    yet alive

    Becoming, Soil, water and sky

    All things and none

    My soon to be widow

    lays across my bed

    And Weeping Mary, weeps

    As I leave her

    for another lover

    I am afraid to close my eyes

    19 hours in the ER, 3 days in the hospital, 25 vials of anti- venin, 2 1/2 months recovery. Getting your hand out of the way in time……Priceless. Kids don’t try this at home, we are professionals.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.