What it's done, Ms. CM, is encourage an imaginary chorus line of assorted readers in their undies/anti-undies of choice to take up residence in my fevered brain. And yes, it's quite entertaining.
Summer: When in civvies, usually commando. When in my work uniform, which has enough space in the crotch to park the USS Eisenhower, I gotta wear boxer-briefs or suffer life-threatening chafing.
I love my job, but those bastards, however inadvertently, made me wear underwear. Grrr.
Yup. And they don't get their undies in a wad over stupid shit. Take their undies off, yes, but soooo many fewer issues in general.
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CM, I have a sneaking suspicion some of them don't even wear undies.
ReplyDeleteTime for a poll? ;)
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Do you REALLY want to know which one of these dudes is commando?! Okie dokie then....
ReplyDeleteSound off, gentledudes, boxers, briefs, bikinis, or al fresco?
I figured their comments about WHY they do their chose method would entertain you while you're convalescing. ;)
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I doubt any of them will respond. Chickens.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Never dare me, Angel.
ReplyDeleteBriefs on cold days, nothing in summer. Special ones for certain people.
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ReplyDeleteBoxers. Freedom of movement and gentle cooling breezes in the summer.
ReplyDeleteBoxers when it's hot, boxer briefs when it's not.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hate drama too. That's one reason my wife is awesome.
ReplyDeleteBoxers winter, commando summer.
ReplyDeleteChicken, my ass.
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Briefs all the time. Otherwise I get wedged uncomfortably in my pants.
ReplyDeleteMy best friend is always Commando all the time. Two of my roommates wear boxers, and one wears boxer-briefs.
boxer briefs, best of both worlds
ReplyDeleteFreeballin' since 1986 or so.
ReplyDeleteCM? Do you see this? Do you see what you started here? Are you happy now?
ReplyDeleteIf it's helping relieve boredom, making you smile, and in general brightening your day, then yes. :D
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What it's done, Ms. CM, is encourage an imaginary chorus line of assorted readers in their undies/anti-undies of choice to take up residence in my fevered brain. And yes, it's quite entertaining.
ReplyDeletePlease, God, don't let anyone chime in with "G-string".
ReplyDeleteAngel, at least you're being entertained! ;) If needed, you can always go find pics of dudes in kilts. Mmmmmm kilts.
ReplyDeleteJess- No encouraging of butt floss! I beg you, for the love of all that is holy, please no!!!
-CM
Winter: Longjohns.
ReplyDeleteSummer: When in civvies, usually commando. When in my work uniform, which has enough space in the crotch to park the USS Eisenhower, I gotta wear boxer-briefs or suffer life-threatening chafing.
I love my job, but those bastards, however inadvertently, made me wear underwear. Grrr.
Boxer briefs when I'm dressed. I try to spend as much time in my jammies as I can.
ReplyDeleteI don't often go commando... but when I do I'm usually talking to you Angel. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm flattered AND slightly scared...
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