Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Yeah, I make more noise walking up the stairs now a days. Hell, I'm thinking of duct taping boxing gloves on him...
Oh, good Lord!!! I about peed myself laughing!!! Angel you find GREAT stuff!!!!
In my experience, using kleenex will get you a mess of nasty shredded paper.
Get each of them a skinny girlfriend, the kind that need liquid nutrition on an hourly basis.
But.... when you have a boy you only have to worry about one penis. When you have a girl, you worry about all of them.
Made my day laughing. And Orbit, I know of what you speak. I got two of them girl things in my house. Needless to say, the shotgun is always loaded.....
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
Yeah, I make more noise walking up the stairs now a days. Hell, I'm thinking of duct taping boxing gloves on him...
ReplyDeleteOh, good Lord!!! I about peed myself laughing!!! Angel you find GREAT stuff!!!!
ReplyDeleteIn my experience, using kleenex will get you a mess of nasty shredded paper.
ReplyDeleteGet each of them a skinny girlfriend, the kind that need liquid nutrition on an hourly basis.
ReplyDeleteBut.... when you have a boy you only have to worry about one penis. When you have a girl, you worry about all of them.
ReplyDeleteMade my day laughing. And Orbit, I know of what you speak. I got two of them girl things in my house. Needless to say, the shotgun is always loaded.....
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