Sunday, March 2, 2014

For every parent I know

Well, the Cute Chicks are well and truly teens; and believe it or not, I do sometimes miss the toddler years. A lot. About 15 years ago, Teen Queen was 3 1/2 and Baby Queen was about a year, and both were emerging autistic. Part of autism is hyperactivity and insomnia, aka lots and lots of sleepless nights. I swear they could run for days on a 30 minute nap. I, however, could not. It's a wonder I didn't have a psychotic break back then. Anywhoo, browsing my Facebook timeline, I came across this gem, Samuel L. Jackson narrating "Go the Fuck to Sleep". I warn you, it's not safe for work or kids unless you want them to start talking like wirecutter. But it's funny as hell, and every one of you who has ever tried to get a small child to go to sleep will laugh. And cry. Enjoy.


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5 comments:

  1. Sdv1949March 2, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    Oh, Lord, yes! It's a good one.

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  2. KMarch 2, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Aw, that's so cute and adorable - you don't think you had a psychotic break. ;)

    You know I am kidding, you are a fine example of what all parents should strive to be.

    K

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  3. hiswiserangelMarch 2, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Oh gee, thanks K. :-) I'm doing much better now...~twitch~ thanks for asking....

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  4. AnonymousMarch 2, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Lol, that's a battle I've been fighting every night. Someday I may miss it, but right now sleep is a very precious commodity. ;)

    -CM

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  5. wirecutterMarch 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM

    You should've fed them marijuana brownies like I did my granddaughter. Calmed her shit right down.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.