Saturday, March 29, 2014

Oh Dear God in Heaven

As a Ginger, I get it. My summer routine, should I forget to wear SPF Flannel, is burn, blister, peel, freckle, repeat. I have had burns that bad in my youth; once I hit 20, I embraced my pale flesh. There are parts of me that have never seen sunlight that, I swear on all that's Ginger, glow in the fucking dark. And they shall remain that way.


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5 comments:

  1. Robert FowlerMarch 29, 2014 at 2:54 PM

    Glow in the dark? Pics or it didn't happen.

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  2. SteveMarch 29, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    He's going to need more beer.

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  3. Robert FowlerMarch 29, 2014 at 5:53 PM

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  4. AnonymousMarch 29, 2014 at 10:17 PM

    That's what happens when you go bobbing for french frys...

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  5. StretchMarch 30, 2014 at 1:38 PM

    The furthermost south an ex's ancestors came from was Ulster. She'd blister if she walked by a 100W bulb.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.