Alright, you anal retentive asshats, here's my response to the 100 proof/50 percent argument:
The meme clearly says 100 PROOF. It means 100 PROOF.
Most people have to dilute 100 PROOF with mixers or water because they're pussies.
One cannot make or purchase 200 proof spirits;
one cannot consume 200 proof spirits (although I wouldn't put it past you to try);
therefore, 200 proof would be unbearable.
I am 100 proof, you can drink me down if you're man enough.
Got it?
That's for damn sure!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, technically speaking, 100 proof is already watered down by half. 200 proof = 100% alcohol.
ReplyDelete(I wonder if this comment is more or less irritating than a grammar correction? I am sure to find out shortly.)
~sigh~
ReplyDeleteExpansions to the Naughty Corner to begin soon. Stay tuned for the ribbon cutting.
I do end up watering myself down.
ReplyDeleteNobody I know would believe it, though.
AAAArgh....UK beat me too it!
ReplyDeleteWhy would being accurate be a prerequisite for Naughty Corner punishment?
Of course depending on the "punishment", it might actually be fun! ;p
Leigh
Whitehall, NY