Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The ONLY reason

a woman will agree to watch porn with you.


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13 comments:

  1. WraithMarch 26, 2014 at 8:27 PM

    Actually, it gets my wife in the mood. I ain't gonna argue with that.

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  2. UnknownMarch 26, 2014 at 8:48 PM

    "Get off" I can't see the weather channel!!!

    I can't keep my wife out of the mood!

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  3. Navy91March 27, 2014 at 6:07 AM

    Damn, Angel! That's a little harsh don't you think?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 27, 2014 at 9:40 AM

    you could reverse that meme
    and it would also be true
    have ya ever heard of a
    dead f@#% ;-)

    livin to ride

    love ya angel ;-);-)

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  5. hiswiserangelMarch 27, 2014 at 9:53 AM

    I'm sorry, livin, I don't know what that word is supposed to be. I need to buy a vowel. :-)

    And I don't know how to play golf.

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  6. JessMarch 27, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    I don't get it.

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  7. ChrisMarch 27, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    Reminds me of when Arnold Palmer's wife was being interviewed by Johnny Carson. He asked her if she did anything to bring him luck before a tournament. She said, "I kiss his balls."

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  8. hiswiserangelMarch 27, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    You know the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A man is willing to get wet to find a golf ball.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 27, 2014 at 6:37 PM

    i hate golf
    it makes no sense
    put a little ball on the ground
    beat it away with a club
    then walk after it
    utterly senseless

    livin to ride

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  10. AnonymousMarch 28, 2014 at 5:32 AM

    I always say, "Old golfers never die. They just lose their balls."

    Rusty

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  11. ChrisMarch 28, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Y'know why the game is called "golf"?


    Because "Awshit" was already taken.

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  12. West Tx at HeartMarch 28, 2014 at 8:28 PM

    perhaps she just needs to learn how to make a balloon Giraffe.

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  13. AnonymousApril 10, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    And then Johnny, "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up."

    And that's why she sued Johnny for his very funny, but ultimately costly, quip.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.