Tuesday, April 15, 2014

See these boots?



Do you see them? Take a good look, I'll wait. Okay, back? Good, now listen and try to focus. I have been on a year-long quest for these boots. I have checked every conceivable site to find them. I don't know the designer, I don't know what year they debuted. I don't know shit other than I WANT THESE BOOTS.

So here's the deal. I need y'all's help tracking down these bitches. I'm not sure what I can offer other than my undying gratitude, but if someone can locate where one might purchase these smokin' hot boots, well....

Damn, I should have asked y'all sooner....
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29 comments:

  1. Bryn & DianeApril 15, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/US-8-Sexy-Peep-Toe-Cut-Out-Roman-Knee-Gladiator-Boots-High-Heel-Platform-Sandal-/201073367198

    Entered "string knee high platform boots" as a search string in google, this was the first result....

    Do we get lots of pictures now....?
    /sits drooling expectantly, wagging tail/
    OUCH...

    Diane here, strike the "wagging tail" bit.. I am having a Wifely Word with Bryn about delicate phrasing...
    Nice boots, but not for me - I'd break something, probably an ankle!

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  2. DianeApril 15, 2014 at 3:07 PM

    PS to our first comment.
    I asked Bryn how he knew what search to use; he said "so I watch some Anime.....?"

    Sigh.....

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  3. AndyNApril 15, 2014 at 3:11 PM

    These?
    http://www.grabmylook.com/black-red-hollow-out-floral-red-sole-long-knee-high-heels-boots-p-2456.html#.U02uTFdupYE

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  4. DianeApril 15, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    AndyN : US$30.00 on Ebay, rather than US$90.00....
    Leave Angel some $$$ for some other feelgood bits!


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  5. hiswiserangelApril 15, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Diane, re: Bryn, I have a spare cattle prod, let me know and it's yours.
    Angel

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  6. AnonymousApril 15, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    Tbdress.com

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  7. CritterApril 15, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    We'll need pics, you understand?

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  8. Ian RestilApril 15, 2014 at 6:46 PM

    We're men. Solving problems is what we do.

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  9. JPDApril 15, 2014 at 6:51 PM

    Now you have done it. All the guys are going to:

    1. Bug you to get a pair.

    2. Expect pictures.

    3. Bug you AGAIN for what happened when you put them on and went out(or stayed in).

    Oh yeah, I will be one of the buggy guys.

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  10. CritterApril 15, 2014 at 9:33 PM

    Is that so wrong?

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  11. AnonymousApril 15, 2014 at 10:03 PM

    http://www.exoticexcess.com/shoes/shoe-of-the-day-manolo-blahnik-lace-up-cutout-boot/

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  12. DianeApril 16, 2014 at 5:24 AM

    Angel, thanks for the offer of the cattle prod ; I've got my Dad and an uncle who are both electronic engineers - it's quite amazing what they can make a 9V battery do *cough*.....
    Have fun!

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  13. ElizabethApril 16, 2014 at 5:29 AM

    i checked on ebay... found these
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/2K-Manolo-Blahnik-Crystal-Lace-Up-Boot-size-6-/251491813370?pt=US_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item3a8e1487fa
    for the low low price of $600 (ouch)

    elizabeth

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  14. hiswiserangelApril 16, 2014 at 5:34 AM

    Diane, ~snort~, coffee through the nose is a wonderful way to wake up. :-) Poor Bryn....

    Elizabeth, the even BIGGER ouch? I have Sasquatchian size 10 feet. Sixes would be like trying to stuff Oprah in a size 2.

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  15. AnonymousApril 16, 2014 at 5:42 AM

    http://www.shoespie.com/product/10561116.html

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  16. AnonymousApril 16, 2014 at 11:12 AM

    http://www.popscreen.com/p/MTU2OTMwMDYy/Black-Suede-Leather-PeepToe-LaceUp-Boot-♥-Floral-Cutout-

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  17. wirecutterApril 16, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    SIZE 10 FEET???
    Sonofabitch.....

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  18. hiswiserangelApril 16, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    Wirecutter, sweetie, darlin', sugarpants, fuck you sideways with a stiletto.

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  19. Mr. MiracleApril 16, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    WC, my wife's is an 8 1/2. They grow them big in Texas, large, firm, great to handle and better to hold.

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  20. wirecutterApril 16, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    I mean, shit man, I wear a size 10.
    Wait, do they measure babe feet differently? Because if they don't I'm wondering how any cows would they have to kill for a pair of those boots in size 10?

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  21. hiswiserangelApril 16, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    Yes we're measured differently, wc, I'd wear a men's 8 1/2. 10, huh? isn't that small for man feet? and the corresponding body parts?

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  22. wirecutterApril 16, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    Yeah but I got curved toes from wearing cowboy boots all my life.

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  23. hiswiserangelApril 16, 2014 at 8:04 PM

    Do they curve to the left or right?

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  24. wirecutterApril 16, 2014 at 8:08 PM

    Inward. Both feet. My barefoot prints in the dirt look like I'm both bowlegged and pigeon-toed.

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  25. hiswiserangelApril 16, 2014 at 8:11 PM

    My grandma used to have a rooster that walked like that.

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  26. SaraApril 16, 2014 at 8:12 PM

    Cut off the welfare toe and he'll be in an 8...

    Size 10 isn't that big for a woman. It would be big if it were a mens 10, but not a womans 10.

    Hell, I'm a tiny thing and I wear a 6 1/2 or 7...

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  27. wirecutterApril 16, 2014 at 8:21 PM

    Miss Lisa just informed me she wears a size..... never mind.
    She also informed me that I need to shut the fuck up and write you a formal letter of apology.

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  28. hiswiserangelApril 16, 2014 at 8:24 PM

    Give Miss Lisa a hug for me, huh?

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  29. SaraApril 16, 2014 at 8:31 PM

    Ken's now writing like crazy, worried about getting a size whatever upside the head. I love it! Way to go Miss Lisa!

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.