Saturday, May 3, 2014

Don't hide your pussification behind a beard

WiscoDave sent this to me. Just me. Did not send it to wirecutter, just me. I think I've just been outed as a beard groupie. Yes, it's true, facial hair makes me weak in the knees. A manly moustache and beard make me swoon. If you're sporting wild and wooly ZZTop whiskers, I am yours for the taking. Seriously. And when I see some 120 pound Starbucks machiatto swilling hipster with a perfectly groomed beard sporting more hair product than I own, I want to pluck it out by it's smarmy smug little follicles.

Thanks for the great read, I agree with everything she said.

Open Letter to Bearded Hipsters

6 comments:

  1. O. M. G.
    Did you read the comments? Did they make her point or what? Hilarious.
    Terry
    Mustache
    Fla.

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  2. There are "products" for beards?? WTF for?

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  3. Oh dear me! the reason I kept a beard was to spare women the ghastly site of my mugly ugh.
    I had to shave when I had neck surgery, and my wife has insisted I keep it off since. (cheaper than birth control I guess) When I saw my mom last week, she, being 94, did not remember me. When I told her who I was, she commented, "you sure have gotten better looking with age."
    Honest to a fault that girl.

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  4. Wish I could post my picture!

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  5. You need to just calm the fuck down, man.

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  6. Look for a FB friend request from me. You'll know it when you see it.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.