Me: Wirecutter, I'm so sorry I hurt your widdle tender feelings.
Wirecutter: That's okay, angel, I forgive you because I know you didn't mean it and you're a really nice person.
Me: Thank you, wirecutter, for being such a strong and generous man.
See? It's not that freaking hard. Now, you try it....
Ha! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way babes apologize. Men just go "Uh huh. Wait, just wait."
ReplyDeleteAnyone: hey Nic,
ReplyDeleteMe: fuck off.
You're right that was easy
My patience can only stretch so far, buddy.
ReplyDeletenoodleloaf? ahh, ok.
ReplyDeleteAngel, send wirecutter a gift card for some bbq
http://www.famousdaves.com/fresno
http://www.famousdaves.com/hayward-southland-mall
he might be inclined to accept your apology.
May I suggest a cage match to settle this.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to apologize. We love you
ReplyDeletewc knows better than to engage me in a cage match. And Nic, thank you!
ReplyDeleteMake up sex cures all ills...
ReplyDeleteperhaps you need a spanking ;-);-)
ReplyDeletecalling wirecutter
fairy blogfather
i like the picture of the dog in the other post
livin to ride
Couple of problems with the makeup sex and spanking.
ReplyDeleteFirst and foremost, Miss Lisa, who I adore and who wirecutter loves deeply and who we both fear.
Second, it's more of a "kiss your sister and makeup" situation.
Unless you were saying I should spank wirecutter, in which case, yep, I'm down with that. :-)
ReplyDeletewhere in the hell did the mention of sex come from
ReplyDeletedamn sure wasn't me
i see now where your thoughts stray to
livin to ride
we like ya anyway
Angel eyes suggested it in the comment immediately proceeding yours, livin.
ReplyDeletedamn
ReplyDeletei missed the fine print again
oopsey
livin to ride
I totally give my permission for the spanking...if I can watch....and...well calll me, we cant make it all public....incriminating ya know Leslie??
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh
ReplyDeleteYou heard her, folks. And watch? Hellz no, Miss Lisa, we'll take turns. ;-)