Friday, May 2, 2014

Ungh

What I thought was just some muscle soreness last night from the massage turned into a virulent case of stomach flu. I've been praying for a quick and merciful death all day, but alas I'm still here. Probably not going to hear much from me tomorrow either. My deepest apologies.


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  1. Drink a LOT of water or herbal tea. Your body is detoxing right now and you want to get the stuff out instead of having it resettle elsewhere to get you sick later. Promise. Same thing happens sometimes after chiropractic adjustments.

    -CM

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  2. Thanks CM, I've been sipping green tea and lemon all day. The Baby Queen was home sick Wednesday, she gets over it in less than a day, and I'm trying to hang on almost 24 hours later. Probably a combo of the toxins being released coinciding with the stomach thing. Joy.

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  3. Why do people always want to die when they're in pain?

    Always remember: as long as you're alive, there's a chance for things to get better. If you're dead, that chance doesn't exist.

    Find what's causing you pain. And stab it in the face.

    Until you feel better.

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  4. I feel your pain.

    I just hope that it is not the same crap that has plagued folks, myself included, for about a month.

    Death would have been a relief.

    Bob
    III

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  5. You know what they say, pain is just weakness leaving your body...

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  6. yeah yeah yeah, I just wish it wouldn't leave my body in such a disgusting manner.

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  7. At least it went...If you hold it in, you wake up one day and look like Nasty Pelosi...

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.