Friday, June 27, 2014

Ian Restil: The Early Years

Okay, that explains a lot.


6 comments:

  1. NO RUNNING WITH SWORDS!!

    Geez, don't these kids' parents teach them anything?

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  2. It's all fun and games until someone gets impaled up to the hilts.

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  3. I have got to find some steeper competition. That wasn't even my C game.

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  4. Lass, I am indeed honored!

    However, I am a bit curious how a photo from the album was obtained for a (very oppropriate) captioning. I shall be questioning the missus closely this evening in search of clues.

    In the meantime, I would like to strongly discourage all idle speculation that the lyrics to the Irish drinking song "Under the Scotsman's Kilt" (a fine recording of which by Scrum exists upon iTunes) have anything to do with my middle years.

    What the song does represent is the complete lack of proper respect the Irish should have toward their senior Celtic brethren.


    Under the Scotsman's Kilt

    A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
    And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
    He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
    Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

    chorus:
    Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
    Ring di diddle i o
    He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

    Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
    And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
    You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
    I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

    Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
    Ring di diddle i o
    I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

    They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
    Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
    And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
    Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

    Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
    Ring di diddle i o
    There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

    They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
    But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
    They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
    Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

    Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
    Ring di diddle i o
    Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

    The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
    Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
    Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
    He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
    prize"

    Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
    Ring di diddle i o
    He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.