Is that a toy chainsaw and a baby? Are we in Texas, oh wait, you are... Yanno in Oregon we cut down trees with those things. Well, sometimes body parts while trying to cut dow trees. I got through the first layer of the toe on my Danner boot once. Made me think twice afterwards.
No question in my mind, women are more then scary, blind, unmitigated terror comes to mind..
ReplyDeleteIs that a toy chainsaw and a baby?
ReplyDeleteAre we in Texas, oh wait, you are... Yanno in Oregon we cut down trees with those things. Well, sometimes body parts while trying to cut dow trees. I got through the first layer of the toe on my Danner boot once. Made me think twice afterwards.
A chainsaw, a baby doll, and a cape. All with one huge adorable smile. Fuck to the YES.
ReplyDeleteNext up, wire coat hangers, KY jelly, and an EPT kit.only for the adopted children of liberals.
ReplyDelete"Some" women are scary all the time. "All" women are scary some of the time. The key is figuring out which are which...
ReplyDeleteWell, its like Pop's said "Son, if it wasn't for that little booger between their legs, we'd hunt'em with Dogs"
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