Place husband on tarp. Take all 4 corners, and place eyelets on hook. Raise hoist to the appropriate height. Push forward until load is centered over trunk and lower away. Done, and you won't even have to break a sweat. Tools. They are what separates us from the animals.
Given the size of the average adult male who would prompt a woman to think this, Jesse in DC's plan is probably the best. There aren't many guys I know who can lift 350 pounds into the trunk of a car without help.
Haha! Remember that C&W song that was about a woman who took out her wife beatin' ole man and her and a friend tarped him, put him in the trunk, then "disposed" of him?
I think the name of the song was Where's Earl, can't remember the woman/women who sang it.
Sorry, rambling, lol, this post reminded me of it! ;-)
Place husband on tarp. Take all 4 corners, and place eyelets on hook. Raise hoist to the appropriate height. Push forward until load is centered over trunk and lower away. Done, and you won't even have to break a sweat. Tools. They are what separates us from the animals.
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! No, seriously, thank you, I needed a laugh this weekend.
ReplyDeleteGiven the size of the average adult male who would prompt a woman to think this, Jesse in DC's plan is probably the best. There aren't many guys I know who can lift 350 pounds into the trunk of a car without help.
ReplyDeletewhy do it all at once. a little judicious pruning and you have liftable sizes easy!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Remember that C&W song that was about a woman who took out her wife beatin' ole man and her and a friend tarped him, put him in the trunk, then "disposed" of him?
ReplyDeleteI think the name of the song was Where's Earl, can't remember the woman/women who sang it.
Sorry, rambling, lol, this post reminded me of it! ;-)
Miss V, it was Dixie Chicks and the song was And Earl had to die. (At least I think that's the name, that should get you to it anyway.)
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