Monday, September 22, 2014

For you boob men

Meet 21 year old Jasmine Tridevil (just a guess, but that's not her real last name). She wasn't satisfied with more mundane choices of career, she wanted the limelight. Her moment in the sun. Fame and fortune. And she would stop at nothing to become the next big reality tv star. Now, how does an average American girl with $20K and not a lick of sense or decency achieve stardom? I'm glad you asked.


That's right. Instead of investing in training or education, instead of investing in a business venture or creative endeavor, Ms. Tridevil bought herself a booby. One. Singular. You know, to nestle between the other two. Because that's what the world needs, a self-absorbed, empty, soulless, 3-titttied freak show with her own reality series.

I weep for this country.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2765212/Woman-21-pays-20-000-surgically-add-breast-desperate-bid-reality-TV-star.html?ito=social-facebook



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18 comments:

  1. Dave in IndianaSeptember 22, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    I just saw that over at Drudge.

    I've read Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, I think her real name is Eccentrica Golumbits, a.k.a. the triple breasted whore from Eroticon 7.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    Get your ass to Mars!

    Brass

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  3. CederqSeptember 22, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    Now something to keep both hands and your mouth occupied... I could dig it! But I am perverse that way...

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  4. Glenn555September 22, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    Holy Batf#@k Bobbin....no sleep tonight.

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  5. Ian RestilSeptember 22, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    Mammals typically have mammary glands in the proportion of 2x normal litter size, to provide redundancy.

    Therefore, she's either over-engineered by 50%, or expecting to expect 1.5 whelps. Given her hip circumference, I suspect the former.

    Or, given they all appear to have different sizes, perhaps she'll be going for a variation of the '3 bares' story?

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  6. JeremyRSeptember 22, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Her elevator only comes to her navel.none of the shelves above that are stocked.

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  7. CritterSeptember 22, 2014 at 1:31 PM

    Babe, you make me wish I had *three* hands!

    (nice muffin top, too)

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  8. StretchSeptember 22, 2014 at 1:44 PM

    That's a parody site.
    Right?
    RIGHT??

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  9. fjordSeptember 22, 2014 at 3:55 PM

    Her mother must be so proud

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  10. drjimSeptember 22, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Reminds of the Monty Python routine about "The man with three buttocks".

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  11. Angel eyesSeptember 22, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    I'd settle for one perfect breast.
    I only have one mouth!

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  12. LeighSeptember 23, 2014 at 2:10 AM

    It's too bad, on all counts really. She seems rather attractive, otherwise.
    Maybe not real bright, but cute enough....
    Which makes you wonder - What is the huge fascination with fame? I just don't get it.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2014 at 7:05 AM

    The perfect woman does have three boobs, but #3 should be in the middle of her back, for slow dancing.

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  14. VolframSeptember 23, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    I could stand to hear a little more.
    -Jayne

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  15. CederqSeptember 24, 2014 at 9:32 AM

    I thought at first I was seeing a trailer for Arnie's "Total Recall"...

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  16. UnknownSeptember 24, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    What's with the serial killer shower curtain?

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  17. ASM826September 25, 2014 at 7:26 AM

    Photo....Shop!

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2014 at 12:13 PM

    umm...if we can use this for ladies on fertility drugs, then we can better feed the resulting litters....
    lessee, with 4, quints could be fed at one sitting.....

    Vaquero Viejo

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.