Sunday, September 28, 2014

Not once, not ever

I know my limits. I'm a fluffy middle-aged soccer mom. I bake cookies, I don't do Pilates. My assets are considerable and better suited for commercial grade denim. You will never see me in public in leggings or yoga pants. Ever. You're welcome.


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9 comments:

  1. stevierayvSeptember 28, 2014 at 8:24 AM

    I forgot to thank you for the toll house bars delicious they were.My diabeetus hates you but not me:)
    I finally had to put them in the bed of the truck so I couldn't just reach out and touch them.

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  2. stevierayvSeptember 28, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    I must confess though I did just nibble the edges it's a sickness.

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  3. hiswiserangelSeptember 28, 2014 at 8:31 AM

    My cookies are irresistible, even if they aren't "special". :-)

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  4. SarthurkSeptember 28, 2014 at 10:03 AM

    Is that a common core math question?

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  5. Wandering neuronsSeptember 28, 2014 at 10:25 AM

    Spandex: it's a Priviledge, not a Right.

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  6. CederqSeptember 28, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    I don't know, kinda hot if ya ask me... she can be done...

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  7. Dave In IndianaSeptember 28, 2014 at 1:41 PM

    Thanks Angel. I was thinking about investing in Lululemon since it's down right now. That pic convinced me not to, the scourge of yoga pants must be stopped out! Down with Wal*Mars too!

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  8. ChrisSeptember 28, 2014 at 6:33 PM

    Back when I was young (cue dinosaur jokes), there was a saying: "Remember, Capri is an island, not a continent."

    And I don't have to ask if a particular pair of pants make me look fat. Overeating and lack of exercise make me look fat.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.