Monday, October 13, 2014

Finish this sentence...

I knew she was trouble the moment she....
at

18 comments:

  1. WiscoDaveOctober 13, 2014 at 2:59 PM

    came out of the womb.

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  2. Dave In IndianaOctober 13, 2014 at 3:15 PM

    said "I'll drive, dammit".

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  3. Hawken CougarOctober 13, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    ....opened her mouth!
    .
    .
    .
    In the words of Steve Erkel, "Did I say that?"

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  4. stevierayvOctober 13, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Met me

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  5. hiswiserangelOctober 13, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    Oh yeah, I can totally believe that one, srv.

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  6. Jesse in DCOctober 13, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    Stepped out of the patrol car....

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  7. OdysseusOctober 13, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    ...said "hello", in a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled.

    But her boyfriend was big, had shoulders in two different timezones.

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  8. North TexanOctober 13, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Said, "it's ok. I'm on the pill".

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  9. RebeccaOctober 13, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Hello, Im Lois Lerner.

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  10. Mr. MiracleOctober 13, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    "started her own blog!"

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  11. hiswiserangelOctober 13, 2014 at 6:51 PM

    Heh.

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  12. GrogOctober 13, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    started speaking politely to wirecutter.

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  13. SarthurkOctober 13, 2014 at 8:43 PM

    Her stalker showed up two minutes after she told me her X was a stalker.

    That's OK. He did himself in.

    Patience is a virtue.

    Be patient this fall. But be vigilant and tell people who will listen,
    the history of Liberty...

    Oh yeah, get some N95 respirator
    masks at least.

    Nitrile gloves and hand sanitizer stuff.
    Oh yeah, and some Hoppe's No. 9
    If not just for the aroma!

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  14. wirecutterOctober 13, 2014 at 8:59 PM

    Heh. Heh heh heh.....

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  15. CritterOctober 14, 2014 at 4:36 AM

    ...the moment she bellied up to the bar, gave me a once over, and told the barman, "I'll have what he's having".

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  16. AnonymousOctober 14, 2014 at 6:38 AM

    "Road Map? I don't need a road map!"

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  17. VolframOctober 14, 2014 at 6:54 AM

    Walked up with a cheerful smile and introduced herself.

    Rule of thumb: if a girl is mean to you, she hates you. If a girl is nice to you, she hates you and wants it to hurt more when she slides the knife.

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  18. BuckarooOctober 14, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    I'll cook dinner tonight

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.