Well, they found a fixer-upper mobile home, but it will take $1450 for all the permits, moving it and blocking it up on their property. As of today, they're about $800 short and the deadline is looming (Oct. 9). That breaks down to:
$100 a day
$10 from 80 Patriots
$20 from 40 Patriots
$400/nipple. Yeah, if we raise $800 in the next 8 days, I'll bare the girls online. You might have to scroll down.....A LOT.....to actually see the nips, but that's how much I believe in Steve and Miss Rose. That's how strongly I believe in this.
So please, anything you can donate will be appreciated.
His Paypal is:
xenolith1964@yahoo.com
Or
Steve Vanderhoff
5909 SE 132 St.
Noble, OK 73068
~SIGH~
Just got off the phone with Poppy who informed me that if I post any pics he can't show in church on Sunday, I will be permanently disowned. But I'll find some other way to reward y'all for helping. I really want to see this happen for them.
Just zapped them another $40.
ReplyDeleteHope they can get this done before their deadline!
Ya can show a monkey dick being shoved in the guy's face, but ya can't show your lovely expression of womanliness... bizarre...
ReplyDeleteWhat Cederq said.........I smell a RAT! I will send a $20 Friday am
ReplyDeleteInstead of 'the girls', if'n y'all will promise to honor and defer to Wirecutter in the manner to which he'd like to become accustomed for 366 (consecutive) days (a mere 31,622,400 seconds), then I'm in for $20.
ReplyDeleteFuck, Ian, I'll just go ahead and send 'em $20 myself.
ReplyDeleteWell, how many hours of HADTWITMTWHLTBA is $20 worth?
ReplyDeleteIan, it's not that I don't WANT to, it's that I'm not capable.
ReplyDeleteWould you be willing to try? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step (or in this case, a journey of a thousand hours begins with a single minute :-) )
ReplyDeleteOkay, what exactly does this entail? How much wirecutter ass do I have to kiss?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I've found that starting any endeavour with a positive mental attitude helps immensely, so perhaps first thinking of it in terms of "honor and defer" would prove more salubrious than something like "osculatory activities around the gluteal regions"?
ReplyDeleteNext, as Aristotle, Mary Poppins, and others have said, "Well begun is half done".
A glowing post highlighting a few of Wirecutter's latest accomplishments and sterling characteristics likely would not be remiss, perchance followed by a picture of him in his tuxedo at one of the recent soirées he has attended, and then mentioning of a few of the many activities he performs as a cultural ambassador for San Francisco and environs, in an appropriately respectful and quietly reverential manner might be a good start.
Of course, Wirecutter would be the ultimate resource to determine the optimum manner and activities associated with HADTWITMTWHLTBA. (Perhaps we could shorten that down to say 7 letters or so?)
Yeah, that's what I thought. Just sent Steve another $20.
ReplyDeleteI don't, for even one New York second, believe you're not capable of this. You are an American, not an American't.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I up it to $40? You'd never have to ban him again, a large ROI on the small effort it will take to learn this.
Why are you pushing so hard for this? What is wc paying you?
ReplyDeleteNada. I'm just trying to bring some balance to The Force.
ReplyDeleteOK...how about sending those pics just to those who donate? There'll be nothing in public to give Poppy a coronary, and only those who actually kick in, will reap the benefits.
ReplyDeleteIan, you really shouldn't tempt fate. Angel could only pull off kissing WC's ass for about two days before she'd be up in the clock tower.
Hmmmm, wraith, I could make that happen.
ReplyDeleteVery, Very, Very nice.
ReplyDeleteWell, now, glad I chimed in as well. I would cherish any photo Angel is willing to part with. Except that one with WC in yoga pants.
ReplyDeleteI like you, Ian.
ReplyDeleteIt's times like this that being on disability sucks. I wish I could help them out.
ReplyDelete$50 sent just now.
ReplyDeleteSent $30 through paypal. Glad my wife is working again and we can afford to help out another citizen.
ReplyDeleteDone.
ReplyDeleteNo pictures required.
--Hale
Done as well. There goes my negotiating position.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I don't get. I'm normally, usually VERY nice to wirecutter. I admire and respect him, and for the most part, like him. So I don't see where you think he needs me to be nicer to him. But I do appreciate your help, Ian.
ReplyDeleteAre they there yet?
ReplyDelete--Hale
Are who where yet?
ReplyDeleteEmail me, Hale, and I'll let you know.