Fascinate

The teacher asked the class to  use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm,

and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word

‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and

I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use

the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she

had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was

no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Leslie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her

tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

h/t Terry from FL