[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge... Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's... Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous... Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention. Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying... Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... Colonel: Johnson. Radar Operator: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
That's nice, Frances. Go play with those "foreign" women. A REAL American woman would find you to be the total jackass that you are. Now run along Anonoboy, let the adults talk now.
The M109G 155mm self-propelled howitzer is a real thing, and might be a possibility.
However, the accompanying sound suppressor, named the “Schalldampfer” sadly has been scrapped, and is no longer a real thing. It was used at the German's Bundeswehr technical center for wepons and ammunition at Meppen for test firing at artillery ranges on the fringes of urban areas and married officer quarters with thin walls.
Like Ian said, it was real. The Germans live in a densely populated country so they have to improvise. The German army and air force are regular visitors to Canadian Forces Base Wainwright in Alberta for maneuvers in open country.
kinda awkward to carry around on manoeuvers I would think!
ReplyDelete[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
ReplyDeleteRadar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
That's nice, Frances. Go play with those "foreign" women. A REAL American woman would find you to be the total jackass that you are.
ReplyDeleteNow run along Anonoboy, let the adults talk now.
Yeah, I just trashed the exact same comment over on my blog.
ReplyDeleteYeah he slipped past me.
ReplyDeleteWhich one do you want?
ReplyDeleteThe M109G 155mm self-propelled howitzer is a real thing, and might be a possibility.
However, the accompanying sound suppressor, named the “Schalldampfer” sadly has been scrapped, and is no longer a real thing. It was used at the German's Bundeswehr technical center for wepons and ammunition at Meppen for test firing at artillery ranges on the fringes of urban areas and married officer quarters with thin walls.
Like Ian said, it was real. The Germans live in a densely populated country so they have to improvise. The German army and air force are regular visitors to Canadian Forces Base Wainwright in Alberta for maneuvers in open country.
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Hey gaynonomous the boycott,I kinda doubt the first five words you typed.
ReplyDeleteI find blog spammers pushing thier own political agendas in everyone's blog comments much more annoying than lying, cheating, lazy American Women.
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