If I read this right, Masturbation for less than 30 years, and not too much or too little, but just the right amount is ok. And don't be deranged about it. Dignified Masturbation, I suppose.
I hear Gunshot Wound opened for Suppression of Menses in 1973, but everyone says they just haven't been the same since their lead singer and drummer broke off to form the thrash metal band, Deranged Masturbation.
#4, #5 and # 30 should be the same thing, right? "Gathering in the Head" should be the same as "Exposure in the Army", shouldn't it? Hell, I have at least 15 of these conditions myself.
Novel Reading?? Salvation Army?? WTF?? Evidently they were again' masturbation too.
ReplyDeleteIt does explain Congress, as an institution.
ReplyDelete"Kicked in the head by horse". The place must have been overun with cowboys.
ReplyDeleteIf I read this right, Masturbation for less than 30 years, and not too much or too little, but just the right amount is ok. And don't be deranged about it. Dignified Masturbation, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteI hear Gunshot Wound opened for Suppression of Menses in 1973, but everyone says they just haven't been the same since their lead singer and drummer broke off to form the thrash metal band, Deranged Masturbation.
ReplyDeleteVolfram, you are on my Top 10 People I Want To Meet list.
ReplyDeleteMasturbation for 30 years AND Suppressed Masturbation? They had you coming and going.
ReplyDeleteI believe that "going" would be covered by Gathering in the Head.
ReplyDeleteAnd they have Bad Company in there, so someone was checking this out.
#4, #5 and # 30 should be the same thing, right? "Gathering in the Head" should be the same as "Exposure in the Army", shouldn't it? Hell, I have at least 15 of these conditions myself.
ReplyDeleteAngel: Why would you want to disappoint yourself so badly?
ReplyDeleteVolfram, you're not allowed to speak ill of people I like. Stop it.
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