Sunday, January 25, 2015

Are you freaking kidding me?

I'm not cleaning all those seats. Nope.


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8 comments:

  1. North TexanJanuary 25, 2015 at 11:17 AM

    They have never potty trained a kid. Hell no.

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  2. Ian RestilJanuary 25, 2015 at 12:08 PM

    And who gets blamed when they're not down?

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  3. PhilJanuary 25, 2015 at 12:49 PM

    I actually ran into a public toilet that had two seats a while back. I am still wondering what the hell that was about.
    There were these braces on it and one would fold down first and then the other one folded down over the first one.

    Bizzare looking thing.

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  4. wirecutterJanuary 25, 2015 at 1:23 PM

    I have a confession to make. I clean the bowl every time I use the bathroom and I not only put the seat down but I also close the lid before I flush. And I always ALWAYS check for left behind floaters before I leave.
    That's because I'm a motherfucking gentleman.

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  5. Dave In IndianaJanuary 25, 2015 at 2:38 PM

    Without a doubt the top seat is the guys seat, just so that he has to lift all of them before draining the lizard.

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  6. hiswiserangelJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:55 PM

    I just love getting to know all about your bathroom habits, wirecutter.

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  7. Heroditus HuxleyJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    I have one toilet that has a double seat. And one of the seats is a toddler seat built into the main seat's lid. Handy as hell for transitioning the kids from the potty chair to the toilet. Still handy with how skinny their little butts are--no worries about them falling in and making a huge, nasty mess.

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  8. Angel eyesJanuary 26, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    I took the seats off of all my toilets and told her to DEAL WITH IT!

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.