Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Bounty

I will pay a crisp $20 to the person who can figure out how wirecutter is able to stealth comment. No notification, no way to monitor him. He just poofs in like Houdini whenever the fuck he feels like it.
If freaks me the fuck out and he must be stopped. 
I can never ban him. How can you ban smoke?!

 Please, help.
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    Easy. Angel he has a surrogate or an AKA.

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  2. hiswiserangelJanuary 13, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Nope. When you commented, I received an email notification and then option to approve or block. When he comments using his own name and computer, no email. No notification. Nothing. He's a ninja. Fuck, I even get notification for my own comments.

    Just not his.

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  3. BikermailmanJanuary 13, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    Have you tried changing your password? And not something easy, that he can figure out, but some whatever, and 133+$p3@k it.

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  4. tsquaredJanuary 13, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Wirecutter is really "The Man". He is part of a secret government organization, FUCKIT (Feeral Underground Couter Kick Internet Team). How do you think he gets away with all of the shit he posts. He has special tools, access rights, and training that beyond what normal citizens can get.

    Now I will need to go into hiding for ratting him out.

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  5. hiswiserangelJanuary 13, 2015 at 6:25 PM

    Tony, please don't feed his ego.

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  6. Angel eyesJanuary 13, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    We could start with an old priest and a young priest.
    If that doesn't work get a wooden stake and a mallet.
    A silver bullet won't work because he obviously dodges bullets. Heh.

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  7. Ian RestilJanuary 13, 2015 at 7:59 PM

    Is there really a problem here?

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  8. Ian RestilJanuary 13, 2015 at 8:01 PM

    BTW, I believe Houdini poofed out, not in.

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  9. Ian RestilJanuary 13, 2015 at 8:10 PM

    BTBTW, despite living so close to San Francisco as to practically live in it, I don't get the sense that poof (in the Albionic usage) is a word that has any relevance to Wirecutter.

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  10. hiswiserangelJanuary 13, 2015 at 8:12 PM

    He's my Fairy Blogfather.
    "Poof" is perfect.

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  11. VolframJanuary 14, 2015 at 2:06 AM

    I forget, you checked the spam folder, right?

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  12. GrandJanuary 14, 2015 at 10:54 AM

    Will the $20 be delivered in person?

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  13. hiswiserangelJanuary 14, 2015 at 10:56 AM

    Wrapped in a big pink bow.

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  14. GrandJanuary 14, 2015 at 10:58 AM

    The $20 or the angel?

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  15. Ian RestilJanuary 14, 2015 at 12:31 PM

    Och, lassie, you not only like to play with fire, you attempt to beard the bear in his lair. High is the probability that this will nae turn out well.

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2015 at 11:38 PM

    you answered your own question on January 13, 2015 at 8:12 PM

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.