Friday, January 23, 2015

My DeerFuck Hat

My dearest "bosom buddy" Sara from Meeniesohtah (seriously, if you think my rack is impressive, you should see hers) sent me a wonderful Christmas present this year. A lovely pair of gloves after I admitted I had one glove of 5 pairs, a Minion ornament (hanging from the rearview mirror of the momvan) and a DeerFuck hat. I swear to God and all that's Holy, this is the warmest thing I've ever owned or ever will own. It's magical and oh so stylish. I happened to open the box in front of mom and Poppy who were over visiting and who just got through ranting about the hooligans who rearranged their mechanical lighted reindeer into an orgy. I pulled it out of the box and donned it without looking closely. Modeling for my folks, mom gasped and dissolved into giggles and Poppy, well, Poppy just growled "Good God, what next."



Thank you, Miss Sara!
I'm the most stylish doofus in my little Texas town!


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10 comments:

  1. jon spencerJanuary 23, 2015 at 10:53 AM

    Gay bucks too.

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  2. jon spencerJanuary 23, 2015 at 10:54 AM

    Unless they are reindeer.

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  3. North TexanJanuary 23, 2015 at 12:36 PM

    Ask and I shall receive. That's awesome Angel

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  4. hiswiserangelJanuary 23, 2015 at 12:38 PM

    I know I look like a big ole dork in it, but I don't care. It's soooo warm.

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  5. BikermailmanJanuary 23, 2015 at 6:20 PM

    My Commie Obama ushanka was a hit in my little Texas town. Rather warm as well.

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  6. taminator013January 24, 2015 at 5:28 AM

    Look like a demented Elmer Fudd.......

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  7. SaraJanuary 24, 2015 at 7:48 AM

    I'm from Minnysooooda, we know warm stuff, lmao! And I didn't know your folks were there, that makes it so much better!! Love ya lady!

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  8. LeighJanuary 24, 2015 at 11:08 AM

    Ah, yes - the "Mad-Bomber" hat.
    (as in the B24, B25, B29 type - not the mooslim kind)

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    I'm interested is pictures of Sara's rack...

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2015 at 1:50 PM

    Howdy All,

    Maybe there is a shortage of does in the frozen northland, Hmmmm.

    ML27

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.