Friday, January 16, 2015

My life as a Guernsey

Yes, I breastfed, both Cute Chicks, each for a year. And this is in spite of them both cutting teeth at 3 months. I was devoted. 3am feedings with Baby Queen, watching a wide open mouth with sharp little baby teeth lunging at my tender bits. You know, I wouldn't trade that time for anything, but I'm glad it's over. So dudes, you know your little saying, "Mind the teeth"? Yeah, goes double for breastfeeding.


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  1. Breastfed my imp for 18 months, then he told me yeuch!, and I found out it was because I was pregnant with the pixie. She breastfed for two and a half years...and she bit. Hard. And often. From about nine to about eighteen months. I had to bite her to teach her not to.

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  2. 2-1/2 years? Sounds like you REALLY enjoyed it.

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  3. I rubbed a warm nipple this morning, does that count?

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  4. Anon: less that, more that she was difficult to get to sleep, and that was the only sure way to do it.

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  5. Amen to that, many a time Baby Queen would fall asleep mid-suckle, my nipple popping out of her mouth and a line of milk trickling down her chin.

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  6. I'm a wee bit curious why you chose the Guernsey as your role breed?

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  7. Ian, my granny and granddad had a Guernsey named Molly, she was super sweet and the first cow I ever milked.

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  8. Guernsey's have some of the richest milk. Lot's of cream for butter making.

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  9. The little barracuda bit me today, when I got after him he laughed. After I popped him off after the second round of biting, he gave me one of those sharp fingernailed titty twisters that only munchkin sized ones can give. We were done for a while.

    -CM

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.