Honestly I was already considering this whole topic reinforcement of my resolve never to get married, but Anon just kicked it into overdrive.
As much as it may be fun to joke about, I do not need a scheming, conniving individual who may spontaneously erupt into bouts of violent sociopathy who knows where I sleep and has unrestricted access to my home. That's why I was happy when my Liberal roommate moved out.
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Too damn close. 230 grains of .45 caliber lead and copper delivered from a more prudent distance...
ReplyDeleteActually you might miss the stomach. Nice!
ReplyDeleteThe way to a man's heart is with something pointy.
ReplyDeleteI'm married (happily) 20 yrs and that right there made me LOL.
ReplyDeletearsenic in the potroast is probably less strenous.
I have scars in my back that say otherwise.
ReplyDeleteHonestly I was already considering this whole topic reinforcement of my resolve never to get married, but Anon just kicked it into overdrive.
ReplyDeleteAs much as it may be fun to joke about, I do not need a scheming, conniving individual who may spontaneously erupt into bouts of violent sociopathy who knows where I sleep and has unrestricted access to my home. That's why I was happy when my Liberal roommate moved out.
Had a drill Sargent say that: "Stick it in, between the 4th and 5th rib, twist, pull it out, Ahhhhh...."
ReplyDeleteIt was Dorothy Parker who said "Through the chest with a butcher knife" in response to the question.
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