Rants, Raves and Recipes from the Edge of Sanity
Q: Why do married men die six years sooner than their wives?A: Because they want to.
Sometimes women feel the same way.
I was just assuming the squirrels in question were male.
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.
And a wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation!
The three rings:Engagement ringWedding ringSuffering
I always called it the Order of the Golden Shackle.
Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.
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Q: Why do married men die six years sooner than their wives?
ReplyDeleteA: Because they want to.
Sometimes women feel the same way.
ReplyDeleteI was just assuming the squirrels in question were male.
ReplyDeleteMarriage is not a word, it's a sentence.
ReplyDeleteAnd a wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation!
ReplyDeleteThe three rings:
ReplyDeleteEngagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
I always called it the Order of the Golden Shackle.
ReplyDelete