Friday, January 9, 2015

Poor little bastards


7 comments:

  1. Q: Why do married men die six years sooner than their wives?

    A: Because they want to.

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  2. I was just assuming the squirrels in question were male.

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  3. Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.

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  4. And a wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation!

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  5. The three rings:
    Engagement ring
    Wedding ring
    Suffering

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  6. I always called it the Order of the Golden Shackle.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.