Saturday, February 28, 2015

"Feel good" story of the day

From rob:

"The 27-year-old had been using her Nokia 3310 to pleasure herself.
But it slipped too far inside her and she was unable to remove it.
When she realised it was stuck she had no choice but call her gynaecologist and say she had an emergency.
While sat in the doctor's waiting room the woman's phone began to RING."
More HERE
Okie dokie, then, what I want from you, fearless readers, are suggestions as to the perfect ring tone. And......GO.
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27 comments:

  1. Gary7February 28, 2015 at 7:47 AM

    Bruce Springsteen, "Tunnel of Love"

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  2. taminator013February 28, 2015 at 8:19 AM

    Gary, you beat me to it.

    War - "Slippin' Into Darkness"

    Connie Vannett - "Pussycat Song"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLblaUFfHwc

    Bob and Tom - "Camel Toe"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBIGwtyqBhA

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2015 at 8:28 AM

    It should be in vibrate mode.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2015 at 9:22 AM

    Stuck in the middle with you.

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  5. Bobo the HoboFebruary 28, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    Lover with a slow hand

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    8675309 jenny dont you lose that number.

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  7. BikermailmanFebruary 28, 2015 at 10:05 AM

    Good Vibrations!

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  8. Gary7February 28, 2015 at 11:10 AM

    My alternate entry....Led Zeppelin, "Communication Breakdown".

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  9. RobFebruary 28, 2015 at 11:38 AM

    The 1812 Overture. If you're impatient, go to 14:00 - but if you really wanna light up your lover, play the whole thing:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

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  10. Ian RestilFebruary 28, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    Mike Love's "Rockin' the Man in the Boat"

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  11. Ian RestilFebruary 28, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    Angel:
    "What man?" "What boat?" in 3, 2, 1 ...

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  12. Seneca IIIFebruary 28, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    Is that what we in the UK call a phone box?

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2015 at 1:50 PM

    Ted Nugent' Cat Scratch Fever

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  14. Jesse in DCFebruary 28, 2015 at 2:48 PM

    Frank Zappa, Stick it out, from Joes Garage. You are welcome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ubBw3dE8Wc

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  15. Mr. MiracleFebruary 28, 2015 at 3:59 PM

    Whitesnake-Slide It In

    Mariah Carey- Vision of Love

    Aerosmith- Back in the Saddle Again

    Gene Autry- I've Got Spurs That Jingle

    AC DC- Back in Black

    The list goes on and on.

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  16. hiswiserangelFebruary 28, 2015 at 4:29 PM

    And my humble offering:
    Working in the Coal Mine - DEVO

    http://youtu.be/EAzAucMOE0s

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  17. rickn8orFebruary 28, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    Another way to get pleasure from a cell phone:

    http://www.tubechop.com/watch/5244673

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  18. TinCan AssassinFebruary 28, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    Mr. Lonely, BOB-by Vinton.

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  19. B.C.February 28, 2015 at 6:51 PM

    "So Into You" Atlanta Rhythm Section

    "So Deep" by Kiesza

    "Slip It In" by Black Flag

    There's millions of 'em out there.

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  20. B February 28, 2015 at 7:41 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMQuUDZUR8k

    William tell overture.

    She'll call herself back.

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  21. riverriderFebruary 28, 2015 at 7:42 PM

    major tom to ground control...

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  22. JeremyRFebruary 28, 2015 at 8:18 PM

    My first thought was "I can't get no satisfaction" From the stones.
    Jim Croce's "Operator" also crossed my mind.
    Operator. lets forget about this call........

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2015 at 10:20 PM

    "Ring My Bell", by Anita Ward.

    Antibubba

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  24. AnonymousMarch 1, 2015 at 4:13 AM

    "Here you come again", Dolly Parton

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  25. CritterMarch 1, 2015 at 5:31 AM

    Highway To Hell

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  26. (not necessarily your) Uncle SkipMarch 1, 2015 at 12:44 PM

    Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries

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  27. Dave In IndianaMarch 1, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    Closer from Nine Inch Nails

    Or just a farting sound...call it a queef....

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.