Hi! I'm Hiswiserangel. Or just Angel.
I'm a Native Texan and still live here.
I am married, but NOT to Wirecutter.
Wirecutter is married, but not to me.
His lovely bride is Miss Lisa.
We've actually never met in person,
but I'm hoping to someday fix that.
So, to recap,
Wirecutter and Angel are not married.
Back to your regularly scheduled insanity.
Who would / could be confused about that? That's just weird.
ReplyDeleteMatter. Antimatter. It'd never work.
ReplyDeleteA meetup, I'm tellin' ya! Give Kenny an excuse head east. Or we make it in Flagstaff, that's gotta be ~ halfway. I'll drive, even.
ReplyDeleteWho's the babe in the picture, then?
ReplyDeleteI thought you were siblings.
ReplyDeleteWho's Wirecutter and why do you keep talking about him?
ReplyDeleteI am not following this. Isn't this Captain Capitalism?
ReplyDeleteYeah, ya couldn't be WC old lady... he drives a Ford now, and you know Ford is backward spelled Dorf
ReplyDeleteCan't be...no tiitie pictures.
ReplyDeleteCederq. No. Ford stands for F%cked over rebuilt Dodge
ReplyDeleteMichigan doug,
ReplyDeleteNo. Dodge stands for Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
What?
Lovely pic!
ReplyDeleteKeith, I'm pretty sure there's a law or protocol or something to prevent wirecutter and me from ever meeting.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mr. Jewell!
"Wirecutter and Angel are not married."
ReplyDeleteAllow me: Wirecutter and Angel are not married - to each other!
There is a post on my blog about you two.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you two had been married, it would have been the shortest union in U.S. history. The only question would have been how it ended.
ReplyDeleteSo he is kind of like your internet husband.
ReplyDeletespeaking of wirecutter, where has he been lately? did you make a pre-emptive strike and ban him?
ReplyDeleteosbourne
He has a real life and rarely, if ever, visits or comments here.
ReplyDeleteYou sure are a beautiful woman.
ReplyDeleteJohn Smith
Thank you, Mr. Smith.
ReplyDeleteSo, you just fight like you're married?
ReplyDeleteStunning! Your husband is a lucky guy. I Enjoy the blog. Murph....
ReplyDeleteWell, being new here I was confused, especially with the go fund me comments wirecutter made...anywho, good to know!! Look like you over achieved your goal!! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteAs for Ford and Dodge, I'm shocked that a MI man would claim Dodge...From Detroit = Ford, from Lansing = Chevy...I bleed blue, coming from the D.
Go Wings!
MrB
So...You're saying I still have a shot.
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