Monday, March 23, 2015

Double down


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11 comments:

  1. BuckarooMarch 23, 2015 at 2:11 PM

    The key to happy life is a bottle of aged whiskey and an experienced woman.

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  2. AndyNMarch 23, 2015 at 2:34 PM

    I think quickness is the wrong metric. The question is which will kill a man more painfully.

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  3. Robert FowlerMarch 23, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    Especially if you mix the two.

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  4. SarthurkMarch 23, 2015 at 3:05 PM

    @ Robert

    I should be dead by now.

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  5. Jesse in DCMarch 23, 2015 at 4:28 PM

    What does it matter, as long as you go out smiling?

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  6. TinCan AssassinMarch 23, 2015 at 4:36 PM

    Is it wrong to hope the whiskey finishes what she started?

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  7. CritterMarch 23, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    The whiskey at least doesn't talk back.

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  8. BikermailmanMarch 23, 2015 at 6:30 PM

    My liver is in good shape, as of last spring at least. The psycho ex however, used to like pulling a Norman Bates on me. She'da killed me long ago if I'd stuck around. So, teh wimmenz.

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  9. VolframMarch 23, 2015 at 8:57 PM

    Only one of those will kill a man unbidden. You have to drink the whiskey.

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  10. RabidAlienMarch 24, 2015 at 3:49 AM

    Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live an average of 15-20 years longer than the men who mention it.

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  11. Robert FowlerMarch 25, 2015 at 9:38 PM

    RabidAlien said...
    Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live an average of 15-20 years longer than the men who mention it.

    I believe that study. Wife #1 was really sensitive about it. #2, not so much.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.