Thursday, March 12, 2015

For Mr. Miracle


1992 Presidential Election, Bush 41 versus Bill Clinton.

I was a grad student, freshly dumped by my first boyfriend. I was very much a dumb Republican and had been debating a fellow grad student who was a dumb Democrat (redundant, I know). I asked him several deep and thought-provoking questions about Clinton's platform and was winning. I almost had him in the Bush camp (snerkle). After several hours and God only knows how many shots of tequila (Poppy stop reading now),













we were making out and pretty much nekkid. Now, being a good girl who had only had sex with one man and only after a year of dating, I was NOT going to go all the way with this guy, even though he was a 6'2" dark Italian named Dominic. But in a moment of weakness, I asked what it would take to fully convert him to the Republican side. Talks were had, negotiations made, and I ended up giving him a blow job (my first ever) on the couch in the KWTS control room during my Friday night shift. Yeah I was on the air, thank God for album rock. We never dated, he voted for Clinton, and I learned a lot about men, sex and politics. And a few years later, Clinton was getting Lewinskied in the Oval Office.

As I recall, I was wearing a Buffs net practice jersey over a white lace bra and cutoff jean shorts. I don't believe I was wearing pearls.

18 comments:

  1. Yeah, that's the ticket, Lady!

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  2. If this doesn't get you more hits, I don't know what will.

    Rock on, girl!

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  3. Not wearing pearls before or after ?

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  4. But he didn't convert. Have your skills improved?

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  5. Based on your earlier story, how about I come over and tell you I'm voting HRC in '16 and let you try to talk me out of it.

    The story and pictures will easily get you over that 5k hump!

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  6. Yeah, anonymous, don't think that's going to happen. I'm older, wiser, and a lot less drunk.

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  7. You can't blame a guy for trying!

    I'm just teasing with you. I am new to your site and have become a big fan. Keep up the good work.

    loaded4bear

    US Army 83-89

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  8. Welcome to the family, loaded! And thank you for your service.

    Big squishy hugs,

    Angel

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  9. Thanks and thank you for your service. You remind me of several females I knew in the Army who had great personalities and senses of humor. They were 'guys with tits' and, trust me as an old grunt, that is a very high compliment.

    loaded4bear

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  10. Hum?
    We must exchange campus radio station stories.
    WCRC, U of Richmond, 1973-75.
    And yes, lack of clothing seems to be a common theme.

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  11. This is your late night rock goddess Layla Lambert with your KWTS Midnight Kiss. Call the request lines and tell me goodnight stories and I'll spin (yes spin, still vinyl in those days) you some heavy dreams.

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  12. I had an incident with a hippy chick just like that, she gave me a handie with a work glove. damn liberals....

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.