A “Sharia compliant” sex shop is reportedly set to open in Mecca selling halal products and toys.
El Asira, an erotic brand originating in Amsterdam, is branching out to Islam’s holiest city in Saudi Arabia, visited by millions of Muslims a year on the “hajj” pilgrimage.
Their flavored condoms are rumored to taste like goat milk. Gets the lambs to really sucking.
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