Thursday, April 30, 2015

My, oh my, Part 2

You know what the Most Beautiful Holster in the World needs? A hot, sexy 1911 .45 ACP BFF.  

I got to pick her up this morning. Now y'all need to understand something about me;  I was raised part Catholic and part Baptist. I have a very healthy sense of guilt. Any time I'm faced with authority at any level, I feel strangely compelled to start confessing sins I've never even thought of, let alone committed. Second, I haven't purchased a new firearm since 1999. My S&W .38 was a graduation gift from Poppy in 1985 (through six years of undergrad and grad, I kept my promise and kept it on me at all times.) My Sig 9mil was purchased in 1999 for more self-defense firepower. I haven't had to purchase a handgun since becoming Angel, Lonely Libertarian. So I was terrified something I don't remember doing would pop up and I'd leave empty handed. Or worse. Plus, I had to make it back by noon to get the cute chicks.

 So, I get my part filled out in about 5 minutes. Next, it's the FFL and the government's turn. So as I'm standing there, my inner Catholic schoolgirl, complete with pigtails,plaid skirt and knee socks,sneaks in wrapped in guilt for uncommitted sins and sings in my ear, "You're gonna get it, you're gonna get it..."
Scenarios start running through my head....

 "Ma'am?"
"Yes?"
"aka hiswiserangel?"
"Um, yes?"
"aka Angel?"
"Well...."
"aka the Lonely Libertarian?"
"I can explain..."
"Do you know or have you consorted with a man known as Kerodin?"
"Yes....."
"Do you know or thave you consorted with a man known as Kenny "wirecutter" Lane?"
"Awwww, fuck me sideways...."
"Wait here, please. Code Ginger, repeat, we have a Code Ginger..."

 "Ma'am? Looks like you've lived a quiet, boring life. You're good to go."
In and out in 17 minutes.


Pictures of me modeling will have to wait for my gun belt. I hooked that bad boy to my jeans, took two steps and depantsed  myself.

Remember,for all your holster and bad boy firearm needs:

Dragon Leatherworks
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26 comments:

  1. millerizedApril 30, 2015 at 11:54 AM

    Well done, young lady!

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  2. North TexanApril 30, 2015 at 1:00 PM

    I don't bel the depantsed part. Pics or it didn't happen!!

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  3. SunwolfNCApril 30, 2015 at 1:30 PM

    Really sharp looking!
    Congrats again on two very nice pickups!

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  4. AnonymousApril 30, 2015 at 1:30 PM

    Good for you. I'm not a fan of two tone guns but in that holster this is truly a thing of beauty. I'm a wee bit envious. Which means I'll be saving for another toy now.
    maxx

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  5. Wind River RangerApril 30, 2015 at 1:44 PM

    1911 - what more does one need to establish one's credentials.

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  6. KApril 30, 2015 at 1:49 PM

    Outstanding. You'll have to give us a review of the 1911 after you've had a chance to break her in. It looks like it has all the right bells & whistles, without anything unwarranted.

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  7. CritterApril 30, 2015 at 2:42 PM

    A very pretty combo there for sure. :) We'll need two things: A range report when you've burned some gunpowder, and pics of the depantsing.

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  8. SkipApril 30, 2015 at 3:24 PM

    Depantsed??
    I'll be over here...visualizing.

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  9. B April 30, 2015 at 3:56 PM

    Depantsed yerself?????


    I'll be in my bunk

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  10. Ian RestilApril 30, 2015 at 4:28 PM

    With the exceptions of Kerodin and a Mr. Ken "W." Lane, we, the readers of this blog are either sin-free, or have been dispensated.

    Let us all sing (or (you know who you are) hum) that great Scottish hymn "Amazing Grace".

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  11. hiswiserangelApril 30, 2015 at 4:33 PM

    ~bullshit~

    Y'all are either having Catholic schoolgirl fantasies or depantsing fantasies.

    Ain't no one out there innocent.

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  12. DragonLWApril 30, 2015 at 4:37 PM

    I'll just leave this here....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMdhWRO4-dQ

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  13. DragonLWApril 30, 2015 at 4:40 PM

    And in the name of fairness...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

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  14. hiswiserangelApril 30, 2015 at 4:42 PM

    Dragon, I'm a Redneck American Princess. the jewelry's fake, but the guns are real.

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  15. StretchApril 30, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    "I'm standing there, my inner Catholic schoolgirl, complete with pigtails,plaid skirt and knee socks"

    Ya, I'm going there.

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  16. gun monkeyApril 30, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    The holster and pistol are amazing! Enjoy them both.

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  17. wirecutterApril 30, 2015 at 8:00 PM

    Looks like you're doing a little fencing in your backyard. Next time go with barbed wire.

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  18. wirecutterApril 30, 2015 at 8:03 PM

    Hey, what the fuck do you mean "do you know or have consorted with....."? You act like I'm not the model of society that I claim to be.

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  19. hiswiserangelApril 30, 2015 at 8:17 PM

    I could fertilize the garden with that last statement, handsome.

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  20. rickn8orMay 1, 2015 at 12:17 AM

    Another opinion re: Catholic girls

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjNm20XbXw

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  21. RabidAlienMay 1, 2015 at 6:44 AM

    Heh. I'll be the first to admit I'm fantasizing about a Catholic schoolgirl in pigtails and plaid skirt being "depantsed".

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  22. Ian RestilMay 1, 2015 at 9:12 AM

    "Ain't no one out there innocent."

    I have contemplated this statement for the past 14 hours.

    Back in the day, I successfully resisted CSGFs, despite several determined attempts by CSGs to instantiate same.

    Regarding the innocence of this blog's universe of readers, I would remind you that all are presumed innocent until *proven* guilty. You have only ~hinted~ at that standard with two specifics, therefore the rest remain untainted.

    Nor have I ever had any thoughts/fantasies similar to yours whilst filling out a 4473.

    However, I now realize that I *have* had impure thoughts when filling out that form, generally involving anatomical acts considered improbable or impossible performed by those who generate said form.

    So perhaps there are ~three~ of your readers who purity is ever so slightly less than 100%.

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  23. rickn8orMay 1, 2015 at 9:42 AM

    "So perhaps there are ~three~ of your readers who purity is ever so slightly less than 100%."

    Let me save you some effort. Mine is CONSIDERABLY less than 100 percent...

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  24. Ian RestilMay 1, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    There are various 100, 200, 500, and 1,000 question purity tests out on da Interwebz, for those that are interested.

    Should you take one, you wish to post your Purity Score here, so as to reinforce Angel's understanding of the purity of her readership.

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  25. hiswiserangelMay 1, 2015 at 11:06 AM

    I am not pure.
    I drink, I cuss, I love sex, I've watched porn, I've lied, I've hurt people I love, I've sinned so many ways I've lost count.
    I don't expect my readers to be saints when Angel is a sinner.

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  26. rickn8orMay 1, 2015 at 11:50 AM

    "I am not pure.
    I drink, I cuss, I love sex, I've watched porn, I've lied, I've hurt people I love, I've sinned so many ways I've lost count.
    I don't expect my readers to be saints when Angel is a sinner.    "

    In other words, you're a Mark 1 Mod 0 Basic Human Being.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.