So the Gender Studies Degree dispenser is the butt gasket holder, I guess. It's only fitting, because the majority of people get no use out of those things at all.
I always enjoy listening to a Communications major bragging about how she is college educated. She normally has a job at a tv station reading the news as if she actually gathered it or even wrote her own copy. She was hired because she is hot, not because she is educated.
So the Gender Studies Degree dispenser is the butt gasket holder, I guess. It's only fitting, because the majority of people get no use out of those things at all.
ReplyDeleteTampon dispenser, Wraith.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in there is my BA degree in German and Russian.
On the plus side, I'm starting on June 8 for my AS in Business Administration at the local community college. Should take me only 3 semesters.
Maybe then I can get my foot in the mail room door at some semi-prestigious investment firm.
-RWT
I always enjoy listening to a Communications major bragging about how she is college educated. She normally has a job at a tv station reading the news as if she actually gathered it or even wrote her own copy. She was hired because she is hot, not because she is educated.
ReplyDeleteYou're wrong...that's the Women's Studies degree dispenser.
ReplyDelete"I have an B.A. in English."
ReplyDelete"Great, you can diagram the sentence 'Do you want fries with that?'"
I have an MA in English. It lets me teach at the adjunct level at a state university, which enables me to afford the good ramen...
ReplyDelete...which I can no longer eat, since I've developed an intolerance to wheat.
Damn it. Some of those were really good.
Ha! Got you all beat - I'm a high school kick-out. I knew that it would pay off some day.
ReplyDeleteI've got two, you can have one of mine.
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