Hey, protect what's important to you (says the person who won't go to town without wearing blast-boxers - it's a tough neighbourhood not that the padding helps my 'image' - honest).
As someone who's been shot three times, they always seem to miss my plates - I'd say it was deliberate but as everyone knows, the safest place to be is just where the rag-heads are 'aiming' at. (Oh Ok, I did have a 50 glance off my SAPI cracking three ribs in the process, but that's only because I fell into it as the guy spraying and praying whilst squatting with the AK above his head, what's with that I wonder, hit me in the leg, but what are the odds, unlucky or what? OK, so the qualifier is the safest place is wherever the rag-heads are aimning as long as you don't stand next to me - happy? And yes I still have a limp - leg, before you ask about a limp what).
Hey, protect what's important to you (says the person who won't go to town without wearing blast-boxers - it's a tough neighbourhood not that the padding helps my 'image' - honest).
As someone who's been shot three times, they always seem to miss my plates - I'd say it was deliberate but as everyone knows, the safest place to be is just where the rag-heads are 'aiming' at. (Oh Ok, I did have a 50 glance off my SAPI cracking three ribs in the process, but that's only because I fell into it as the guy spraying and praying whilst squatting with the AK above his head, what's with that I wonder, hit me in the leg, but what are the odds, unlucky or what? OK, so the qualifier is the safest place is wherever the rag-heads are aimning as long as you don't stand next to me - happy? And yes I still have a limp - leg, before you ask about a limp what).
A tactical diaper?
ReplyDeleteLoretta Lynch models the prototype uniform for the new nationalized police force under the DOJ.
ReplyDeleteFor that "oh crap" moment just before first contact with those who intend to live a life of Rightful Liberty.
Hans
Tactical nappies.
ReplyDeleteHey, protect what's important to you (says the person who won't go to town without wearing blast-boxers - it's a tough neighbourhood not that the padding helps my 'image' - honest).
ReplyDeleteAs someone who's been shot three times, they always seem to miss my plates - I'd say it was deliberate but as everyone knows, the safest place to be is just where the rag-heads are 'aiming' at. (Oh Ok, I did have a 50 glance off my SAPI cracking three ribs in the process, but that's only because I fell into it as the guy spraying and praying whilst squatting with the AK above his head, what's with that I wonder, hit me in the leg, but what are the odds, unlucky or what? OK, so the qualifier is the safest place is wherever the rag-heads are aimning as long as you don't stand next to me - happy? And yes I still have a limp - leg, before you ask about a limp what).
Hey, protect what's important to you (says the person who won't go to town without wearing blast-boxers - it's a tough neighbourhood not that the padding helps my 'image' - honest).
ReplyDeleteAs someone who's been shot three times, they always seem to miss my plates - I'd say it was deliberate but as everyone knows, the safest place to be is just where the rag-heads are 'aiming' at. (Oh Ok, I did have a 50 glance off my SAPI cracking three ribs in the process, but that's only because I fell into it as the guy spraying and praying whilst squatting with the AK above his head, what's with that I wonder, hit me in the leg, but what are the odds, unlucky or what? OK, so the qualifier is the safest place is wherever the rag-heads are aimning as long as you don't stand next to me - happy? And yes I still have a limp - leg, before you ask about a limp what).
booger hook is on the bang switch
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may be used as a flotation device?
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Trying to discern whether this is intentional or not, I have to think it Depends.
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