You think I would even begin to consider using that, after HOW MANY people put their unwashed bugger hooks in there? ESPECIALLY in the implied application??? Yeah, I don't friggin' think so!
I keep a jar in the shop to pack oil pumps and the like, but always tell the customers it's for them when I write up the bill. See? I am nicer than the Government...
You are a pervert. When are wicked things NOT running around in your head?
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm asleep.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, no, nevermind.
You think I would even begin to consider using that, after HOW MANY people put their unwashed bugger hooks in there?
ReplyDeleteESPECIALLY in the implied application???
Yeah, I don't friggin' think so!
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
I'm with Leigh.
ReplyDeletePass...
Vaseline. Old school.
ReplyDeleteI keep a jar in the shop to pack oil pumps and the like, but always tell the customers it's for them when I write up the bill. See? I am nicer than the Government...
ReplyDeleteGetting banned from Walmart in 4......3......2
ReplyDelete....I'll be in the dressing rooms.
ReplyDeleteIf that's Walmart, there are pictures of your wicked things.
ReplyDelete