I had a 'finger wag' test this past year, the most UNCOMFORTABLE feeling in the world. I don't get how people feel that is pleasurable - fug that !
And my doctor isn't one of those 6'-8" 280 lb. Nigerian doctors (shaking their hands is like grabbing a bunch of bananas), he's a little 5'-6" Filipino, maybe 120 lbs. soaking wet.
My Doc, who has the most dry sense of humor said to me "you are very tight, you obviously don't get much practice." Ha Ha motherfucker. That was a couple weeks before they yanked that walnut sized troublemaker out because it was fixin to kill me.
Around here, they seem to prefer using ultrasound. It's a mite more exact than digital estimation and costs more, but it's got to beat the hell out of the digital examination.
I also have a blood test that will tell me if your prostate is working.
ReplyDeleteBut... Butt hole.
But it is even worse that i know women who were given prostate exams.
I hate it when two hands are on his shoulders at the time. Just the "breaks" i'm thinking.
ReplyDeleteI had a 'finger wag' test this past year, the most UNCOMFORTABLE feeling in the world. I don't get how people feel that is pleasurable - fug that !
ReplyDeleteAnd my doctor isn't one of those 6'-8" 280 lb. Nigerian doctors (shaking their hands is like grabbing a bunch of bananas), he's a little 5'-6" Filipino, maybe 120 lbs. soaking wet.
Last time I had that, I told the Doc I hate this and he said "Thank you"
ReplyDeleteI went for mine and the Dr went to get gloves, pulled out an empty box, then hollered down the hall " bring me a box of large gloves"
ReplyDeleteMy Doc, who has the most dry sense of humor said to me "you are very tight, you obviously don't get much practice." Ha Ha motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteThat was a couple weeks before they yanked that walnut sized troublemaker out because it was fixin to kill me.
You know there's an issue when Doc tells you to take off your pants and when you ask where you should put them he says 'Over there with mine'.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me. I have a physical next week. It's about that time again.
ReplyDeleteAround here, they seem to prefer using ultrasound. It's a mite more exact than digital estimation and costs more, but it's got to beat the hell out of the digital examination.
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