Monday, June 22, 2015

All OCD aside, I prefer imperfect humans


Is that not the most adorable face you've ever seen?
Oh, those chubby wubby cheeks and ginger curls....

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  1. Yeah, she's cute now, but the smile behind the innocent eyes conceals the inner beast that many women (especially redheads) possess. She's probably thinking, "Thats it, come here my pretty ..." :^)

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  2. TIL "Freckles" are considered "imperfect."

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  3. i was thinking it looked like chuckie.

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  4. The stories my scars could tell. And then there are the tats. One of them involved 4 hours and a full bottle of black velvet. That was one long night.

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  5. @Robert Fowler: See, my scars tell stories like "Idiot stabbed himself in the hand with a knife instead of putting it away" or "I was running down the street and got savagely attacked by a mailbox."

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  6. Volfram, I've got a few of those "watch this" type scars. Most of those are from my younger days and in the Marines. Miraculously, I have almost zero surgery scars. Just the two around my nipples where they took out some lumps.

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  7. I have an 8 inch scar from the top of my pubis to just under my belly button where the doctor opened me after I passed out from blood loss on the way to surgery after Baby Queen ruptured my uterus during a contraction. Yeah, woke up with a direct line in my jugular, 28 staples in my tummy, and a gorgeous 9 lb 10 ounce girl in NICU.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.