Thursday, July 2, 2015

A quick poll

From the beginning of this blog, there has been the Naughty Corner and the threat of spankings if y'all misbehave. A couple of days ago, one of you asked if being spanker/spankee was negotiable. Well now. I have always believed that it was MY Naughty Corner, my paddle, I would be the one to wield it; however, this brings up an interesting topic of conversation, and my mind has been pondering being the spankee.

In short, if I were to get Dennis to divert his attention from fine custom holsters to a less wholesome craft, say making a III% leather paddle, which of you would prefer to be spankers and which would prefer to be spankees?

Mind you, the paddle may become a reality; I'm quite taken with the idea of a nice leather paddle that would leave a "III%"  on someone's creamy white tuchus. The paddling is mostly hypothetical.

So,

Who are my spankers? And who are my spankees?
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18 comments:

  1. Mr. MiracleJuly 2, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    Either role can be lots of fun if done right. Although mine is nowhere near "creamy white".

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  2. Angel eyesJuly 2, 2015 at 6:51 PM

    Can we include a Telefunken U-47?

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  3. Angel eyesJuly 2, 2015 at 7:00 PM

    And seat 38 on Phydeaux III?

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  4. CritterJuly 2, 2015 at 7:23 PM

    If you would just bend over a bit my dear, I'll work your tuckus over like a cheap chinese gong.

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  5. gideon KayinJuly 2, 2015 at 7:53 PM

    Some of us can work it both ways darlin. ;)

    Saoilidh an duin’ air mhisg gum bi a h-uile duin’ air mhisg ach e fhèin.

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  6. CederqJuly 2, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    Hmm, I am definitely a "spanker" no III on my Glutous Maximus. Now, if you was to wanting to tie me up? that could be arranged...

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  7. VolframJuly 2, 2015 at 9:06 PM

    The closest I've ever gotten to this question was when I told a girl online that I couldn't understand her (for the sake of relevance) "wanting to be a spankee."

    It took me a month to realize that what I actually meant was "The idea of being the spanker interests me in ways that I'm not entirely comfortable admitting."

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  8. UnknownJuly 2, 2015 at 9:17 PM

    spanker, not spankee

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  9. AnonymousJuly 3, 2015 at 1:31 AM

    the word "mostly" is quite interesting...

    is it an understatement, or simply overstated

    inquiring minds could wander, unless disciplined.

    MSG Grumpy (mostly)

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  10. Ian RestilJuly 3, 2015 at 7:06 AM

    Could we get some clarification on the exact escalation sequence?

    My current understanding is

    Mild harumphing
    Being banned warning
    Being banned*
    Naughty Corner / spanking

    Is this correct?

    *Does not apply to M. le Wirecutter.

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  11. Anne in Rockwall, TXJuly 3, 2015 at 8:32 AM

    Both please!

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  12. wirecutterJuly 3, 2015 at 9:45 AM

    Stay the hell away from me, Lady. Anybody hits me gets knocked the fuck out.

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  13. AnonymousJuly 3, 2015 at 1:41 PM

    I occasionally ask my wife if she will spank me for something I did (or didn't) do. She always says "not the way you like it".

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  14. drjimJuly 3, 2015 at 3:06 PM

    Spankee??

    Wasn't he one of Alfalfa's friends in those old comedy shorts?

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  15. hiswiserangelJuly 3, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Well, this has been very enlightening.
    Thank all of y'all for sharing.
    As for me, I lean more to the spankee than spanker.
    But I'll spank if I have to.
    Trust me, this will hurt me more than it'll hurt you.

    And wc, you can't spank smoke.

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  16. DoubleTroubleTwoJuly 4, 2015 at 5:34 AM

    I love to be spanked lol!

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  17. JeremyRJuly 4, 2015 at 11:00 AM

    I'll spank my own Monkey thank you. If I need help, I have a Missus.

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  18. AnonymousJuly 4, 2015 at 9:42 PM

    dealer's choice...


    vaquero viejo

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.