Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Don't ask about the dining table


or the salad tongs.
I'm serious, don't ask about the tongs.

8 comments:

  1. Yes, now that you ask, I am writing a book...

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  2. ....and there is something delitefully erotic about contemplating what has transpired there when you weren't there......

    vaquero viejo

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  3. OK, what about the tongs? They just don't seem comfortable for anything I can think of.


    ...though there is that one woman in Japan who...

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  4. All right, I won't ask about the tongs, but I really do want to know about those handgrips on the chandelier.

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  5. how was that cucumber salad?

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  6. And whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE LOVE NECTAR COOKIES! They contain EXACTLY what you're thinking.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.