Monday, August 24, 2015

I must have been going to the wrong library


You know there is someone, somewhere,
who can end a story with,
"And that's why they burned my library card."

8 comments:

  1. Any thing I type here will be wrong on many levels.

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  2. That's why we're all here, Tony.
    No judgment.

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  3. Every time you see such a sign , it means someone has already done that.

    My favorite:

    https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10568970_10202621324949717_2801574800540715476_n.jpg?oh=4254a66660181cdf6b5ca06b501d8faa&oe=5671F723

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  4. I knew a man who was solely responsible for the No Jet boats on Green River rule. He is dead now ( not from crashing anything) The Green River runs through Mammoth Cave national park and is pretty amazing.

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  5. ...and fornicating only in designated areas???.....

    vaquero viejo

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  6. Did the librarian have to shush the dick suckers?

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  7. As long as they're quiet about it, what's the big deal?

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  8. You mean all the libraries you've been to didn't forbid it?

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.