Thursday, August 20, 2015

These really work

I've used these with the Cute Chicks since they were babies. I carry them with me to dr's visits or anywhere I'm afraid of a meltdown. Shake 'em up, and for some reason, it draws their focus. I don't know why it works, just that it does.


And don't use it to beat them.
The caps come off and you've got a serious mess on your hands.

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 20, 2015 at 11:07 AM

    Superglue the tops on.

    -RWT

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  2. AnonymousAugust 20, 2015 at 11:09 AM

    Some children are idiots. I know why it works. low iq monkeys.

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  3. Jesse in DCAugust 20, 2015 at 1:55 PM

    so, Nonny 11:09,Your decisive familiarity with "how it works" would lead me to surmise you are indeed a "Low IQ Monkey" yourself. This is a nice place full of nice folks. How 'bout you Fuck Off, and resume masturbating in your closet, and leave the decent folks alone. No one here want's to read your shit.

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  4. PhillipAugust 20, 2015 at 2:03 PM

    Hmm... Maybe I should make a couple of these. One for my son, one just because I'd enjoy watching it sparkle. :-D

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  5. johnAugust 20, 2015 at 3:21 PM

    Does it work on grown women when they meltdown?

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  6. VonZorchAugust 20, 2015 at 4:04 PM

    I'd use Gorilla Glue, it's not shock sensitive like superglue.

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  7. pigpen51August 20, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    kinda rude, anon 1109. watch out for a well deserved trip to the woodshed

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  8. North TexanAugust 20, 2015 at 8:08 PM

    Anon 1109. Go die someplace.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.