Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Admit it, you just sang that


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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2015 at 5:05 AM

    Lol. How do commericial jingles get stuck in our brainz like that ?

    MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME ITS O-S-C-A-R. MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME ITS M-A-Y-E-R. OH I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY - WHEN YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAY. 'CAUSE OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

    Didn't have to look that up at all - just jumped out all its own. Scary !

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  2. OgrrreSeptember 1, 2015 at 6:17 AM

    Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener,
    That is what I'd never want to be,
    'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
    There would soon be nothing left of me.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Oh, I wish I were Oscar Mayer's weiner,
    that is what I truely want to be,
    'cause, if I were Oscar Mayers weiner,
    All the girls would be in love with me.

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  4. JessSeptember 1, 2015 at 3:35 PM

    My bologna has a first name
    It's C-O-W cow
    My bologna has a second name
    It's L-I-P-S lips
    Oh I have to eat it every day
    And if you ask me why I'll say
    'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way
    Of getting by the FDA

    Disclaimer: purely satirical, no cow lips or FDA inspectors were harmed in the making of this song.

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  5. CritterSeptember 1, 2015 at 11:13 PM

    Cow lips and bull scrotums.

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  6. RabidAlienSeptember 2, 2015 at 6:26 AM

    "No FDA inspectors were harmed in the making of this song."

    Go back and do it again. You're not trying hard enough, obviously.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.