Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Kilted to Kick Cancer: My oh my

Okay, you know Dennis of Dragon Leatherworks has been in this fundraising contest for the month of September, and has done really well with your support and generosity. At one point, briefly, he held the top spot. But Team HBC Concealment dumps a large sum and pulls ahead. They're probably out of reach at almost $1200 ahead, but we can scare them a bit with a last minute push.

Now, again, no heroic donations are necessary, just a buck or two from as many as possible would work. And there is incentive. Yes, mighty incentive. Dennis has added another holster to the drawing, and a possible 3rd if he hits $2500. Right now, he's just $192 from that goal. For every $5 donated, you get your name in the drawing. Just email a copy of your Paypal receipt to him at dragon@dlwtn.com. DONATE HERE.

And if that wasn't enough, oh God I can't believe this, it's just soooooo wrong on so many levels....
Wirecutter has added this "Okay, and if that ain't enough, check this shit out. If Dennis wins the fucking contest I will pose in a fucking miniskirt, topless, and post it on my blog for the world to see. (wait, is this incentive to donate or NOT to donate?!) Yup, I will thoroughly humiliate myself for this." Just in case you think I'm lying, HERE.

Dear God in Heaven. Dennis has informed me that there has been a custom donation of $200 specifically citing wirecutter's offer. You crazy fuckers want to see that? I guess offering to go topless if Dennis wins isn't necessary. WC's got it covered.


Compliments of Crazy WiscoDave.

8 comments:

  1. Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

    That's right folks, if Dennis wins, you're going to see the real Wirecutter in a skirt. Stripped down Wirecutter. Ready for Racin' Wirecutter. The Real Deal. Yup.

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    1. I thought you were trying to get people to donate not scar them for life.

      Exile1981

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  2. I made a custom donation, but it didn't give me chance to pick a team. Oh well.

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  3. Now you just need to Photoshop a possum into the gif and It will be complete.

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  4. once seen, cannot be unseen.

    oh noes...

    :-)

    ca
    wrsa

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  5. Anon...if you make a custom donation, you need to forward the receipt to:

    justin@kiltedtokickcancer.org

    And let him know that you made a CUSTOM donation, which did NOT give you the option to select a team. Tell him that you want it credited to Team Dragon.

    They are having a bit of a bug in the PayPal process that allows for selecting a team when you use the pre-determined amounts, but it doesn't show teams with the custom donation.

    Sorry for the little bit of extra work to get it credited to the right team, but isn't it worth it to see Wirecutter in a mini-skirt? ;-)

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  6. "I guess offering to go topless if Dennis wins isn't necessary. WC's got it covered."

    Yup. Looks like you dodged a bullet there...


    And for us cantankerous types that make custom donations, in PayPal, before you make the last click to give your money, there's a link near the top of the page that says "Special instructions to (something something)" Click on that and a text box opens up and you type in "Credit to Team Dragon."

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  7. while Wirecutter is a big draw,let's not get too hasty with the other attractions.
    just sayin...,

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.