There's not really much to be frightened of here in Oz.
After all, we only have 9 of the world's top 10 most venomous snakes, funnel-web & red-back spiders, Irukandji jelly fish, 25 foot long salt-water crocodiles, Great White sharks, and blue-ringed octopus.
... oh, and drop-bears and hoop snakes just for the tourists.
...and the kangaroos are NOT cuddly and cute, but will rip your guts out with their hind legs.
... and the koalas are vicious, but usually so drunk on eucalyptus that they'll just piss on you.
There's not really much to be frightened of here in Oz.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, we only have 9 of the world's top 10 most venomous snakes, funnel-web & red-back spiders, Irukandji jelly fish, 25 foot long salt-water crocodiles, Great White sharks, and blue-ringed octopus.
... oh, and drop-bears and hoop snakes just for the tourists.
...and the kangaroos are NOT cuddly and cute, but will rip your guts out with their hind legs.
... and the koalas are vicious, but usually so drunk on eucalyptus that they'll just piss on you.
Sendarius, you stole my thunder, but as a fellow Aussie, that's ok :P
ReplyDeletealways wondered why it seems that Aussies and Texicans are some kind of spiritual brothers......
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