Monday, November 30, 2015

Best pictorial description of Mondays


6 comments:

  1. Why are all bird's poop white? Is it a fowl thing 'cause owls and vultures are brownish... people's are different, American's are generally the same but Mexican's look like Mexican food.

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  2. The better to foul your windshield with, I suppose.

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  3. Why is bird shit white? Take a look at a typical bird turd. You will see that it is white with some black in the middle. This is because of how a bird eliminates it's piss. The white part is piss, the black is shit.
    Daryl

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  4. I hope he doesn't shit into the wind.

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  5. Trust me they know what they are doing. I had an owl that I was rehabbing and if I pissed him off he would shit in my general direction.I installed landscape spotlights in his aviary one day and he made sure that he shit on every one within an hour.

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  6. If your diet was mostly mice and carrion, you would shit like that too.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.