The "Deliverance" soundtrack should have been a clue
Wirecutter, moving to Tennessee means you have to find a new doctor. Someone new to play with your prostate. I'm hoping it's a woman, or a retired Army doctor with really cold hands. ~cue banjos~
I wait till he falls asleep, then I pull out the gloves, and put one on....snap it at the wrist by his ear....just to watch him jump up awake...it's really quite funny! : P
Ha. Ha. Ha. The flying fickle finger of fate award for this one.
ReplyDeleteThe only time one has to worry about a prostate exam is when you feel both hands on your shoulders.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see a middle-aged man flinch, just snap a rubber glove.
ReplyDeleteI wait till he falls asleep, then I pull out the gloves, and put one on....snap it at the wrist by his ear....just to watch him jump up awake...it's really quite funny! : P
ReplyDeleteWe don't all get out kicks on Route 66!
Dammit Janet...that is supposed to say our kicks...fix it for me please HWA...thank you darlin!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I just sent this to my sister who is a nurse with the subject line: I dare ya!
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