I told a workmate "My wife majored in D.P. at college." Next thing I knew I'm down in H.R. explaining DATA PROCESSING was what we called Computer Science back in the day. The bitches (all H.R. offices are exclusive preserves of females) actually called up 2 different colleges to confirm my story.
That's why I drink DDP! (Diet Dr Pepper)
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
ReplyDelete@Anon:
ReplyDeleteDP = Double Penetration
maybe that is a multi tasking T shirt....
ReplyDeletevaquero viejo
One in the pink and one in the stink.
ReplyDeleteI'm clearly a traditionalist. I read that as "deep"
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, double works too. Ugh.
I told a workmate "My wife majored in D.P. at college."
ReplyDeleteNext thing I knew I'm down in H.R. explaining DATA PROCESSING was what we called Computer Science back in the day.
The bitches (all H.R. offices are exclusive preserves of females) actually called up 2 different colleges to confirm my story.
Still want a tee shirt or 2 for friends.
Stretch, Your story was priceless! I haven't laughed that hard in a while now.
ReplyDeleteCraig
Spring Tx
Where I come from DP means Direction of the President.
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