Saturday, July 23, 2016

Marketing: Level Genius

When you can put sleeves in a burlap sack and sell
it to a pudgy senior citizen for just under $13K.


8 comments:

  1. Who's doesn't like romulan fashion?

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  2. how to wrap a pig

    Wildflower

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  3. Doesn't Ivanka also own the company that made her dress?

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  4. She designed both that dress and the one she wore on Wednesday night. Both under $200.

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  5. It's going to be nice to have a class act First Lady again. GO TRUMP!

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  6. I would say if you have any doubts about Donald Trump, the way his kids turned out should allay your fears.

    Also, serious powerplay from Ivanka.

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  7. No the marketing geniuses are at Armani; they're selling a potato sack for $12K.

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  8. But it's a _beaded_ potato sack. If you can't see why that makes it worth $13k, then there's no hope for you Philistines. [/sarc]

    Seriously, I think the sack normally retails for "only" $500, but Armani charged a 1500% tariff for the damage she would cause that line by displaying it on Her Cankleness.

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Play nice. None of you are too old for a spanking.